some funny moments

Nigerians are fun loving people. they enjoy music and dance. I had the oppoertunity to attend one of their wedding and their appetite for dance just amazes me.
If you go to one of their nightclubs , the way nigerian gyrate their bodies would put shakira to shame.

**However the english they speak is called "pigeon english" & an expat like me has trouble understanding it at time. take a sample:

"Sir, you should not travel via the lagos --benin way as there are smal -glass on the way"
well it took me three hearing to understand he was referrring to smugglers.


**I was expecting my Unit Head to accompany me to a marriage of one of our colleague. I was going through some docs when he entered my office and said "Do you like fat women?" i thought he was joking so i said "yeah" well then before i knew he ushered in a fat girl giggling all the way through. Needless to say i was speechless. I gathered my wits to ask him who she was. well it turned out she was the bride's friend accompanying us to wedding.

** well i went for an eye check up in a hospital in lagos. the nurse there noted my height and then asked for a urine test. It puzzled me why a urine test is needed for regular eye checkup.
well they follow procedures.the best was yet to come. I didn't argue. After i gave her a sample she had a look at it and queried " you didn't dilute it, did you???" Well, it happens only in nigeria.

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